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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:36

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

How do atheists explain the fact that when I pray to God, I feel better and I get a feeling of comfort? Doesn’t this prove that a God exists?

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

I took a video of my serve (60 FPS) and it took 0.4 seconds from my racket to the service line. How fast would you say my serve was?

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How can I move on from my ex?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

Were the 1980s as uptight and prudish as movies and TV shows make them out to be? When I think of 80s culture, I think about a very "icky" judgmental yuppie status quo time period.

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why are men so attracted to big breasts?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

How does a person become transgender?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are some sad truths about life?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?